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Lamb of God

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Thrash Metal
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28 май 2026 :	MARK MORTON: 'Isn't That Weird, 25 Years Into A Career, That Nobody Just Straight Up Sounds Like LAMB OF GOD?'
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26 мар 2026 :	LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE: 'I Don't Use Spotify Or Apple Music Or Any Of That Stuff'
22 мар 2026 :	LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE: 'I Would Like To Be Remembered As A Good Man'
20 мар 2026 :	LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE Wants To Use His Platform To Express His Political Opinions: 'I Feel As If I Don't Really Have A Choice'
18 мар 2026 :	See LAMB OF GOD Celebrate 'Into Oblivion' Album Release With Pop-Up Performance In Philadelphia
16 мар 2026 :
10 мар 2026 :	LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE Defends His Right To Speak Out On Political Issues: 'I'm Not Some Dancing Monkey Put Here For Your Entertainment'
27 фев 2026 :	LAMB OF GOD Shares 'Blunt Force Blues' Single From Upcoming 'Into Oblivion' Album
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15 янв 2026 :	LAMB OF GOD Announces 'Into Oblivion' Album, Shares Music Video For Title Track
21 ноя 2025 :	LAMB OF GOD Shares Music Video For New Single 'Parasocial Christ'
8 ноя 2025 :
5 ноя 2025 :	Watch: LAMB OF GOD Performs Cover Of BLACK SABBATH's 'Children Of The Grave' On 2025 'Headbangers Boat'
16 окт 2025 :	LAMB OF GOD's ART CRUZ: SLAYER's 'Reign In Blood' Album 'Opened My Eyes To Metal'
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28 июл 2025 :	LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE: OZZY OSBOURNE 'Went Out With Joy In His Heart'

19 июн 2014

LAMB OF GOD Frontman RANDY BLYTHE Burns Penis, Expects Full Recovery

At the end of last week, vocalist Randy Blythe of Richmond, Virginia metallers LAMB OF GOD posted the following message on his Instagram:

"WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST IS OF A GRAPHIC PERSONAL NATURE AND CONTAINS A TALE OF ABJECT MISERY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M POSTING THIS. I MUST BE HIGH FROM PAIN STILL.

"There are moments of extreme physical pain in some of our lives that we will never, ever, forget. Tonight I had one of those moments.

"The sun was setting and it was beautiful evening as I road along the coast to the grocery store, still in my surf trunks and sipping on a fresh mug of boiling hot black coffee. I was listening to some mellow piano music and making a right turn when I made the tragic mistake placing the mug between my barely covered legs. As I turned my truck, happily humming along to the mellow piano music on my stereo, suddenly there was a searing white hot explosion of agony in my crotch. The lid of my mug had come loose, and liquid caffeinated FIRE had covered my, well… it had covered my penis. I briefly lost control of my truck, swerving into the lane of oncoming traffic, barely missing another truck, before quickly pulling into a nearby parking lot to try and make some sense of this atrocity I had committed against myself. I felt like I was going to throw up for a good minute or two, then I regained control and started returning home to do what I knew what I had to do. I had to put him on ice.

"I do not normally talk to my penis, he does not have a nickname or anything like that, but if there ever was a time for encouraging words to my lifelong companion, it was now. The words I said out loud to him as I painfully drove us slowly home went along these lines: OH, GOD, DUDE. OH MY GOD, THAT HURT LIKE HOLY F—. HANG IN THERE, DUDE. OH GOD, HANG IN THERE. WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT. DON'T GIVE UP HOPE. OH MY GOD, DUDE. OH GOD, HANG IN THERE, BRO. I must have looked like a crazy man.

"When I hit home, he went in a glass of ice water for a bit.

"He will recover, I have faith.

"Go ahead and laugh — everyone else I've told did, including my wife.

"This day is now a wash. Good night."

LAMB OF GOD Frontman RANDY BLYTHE Burns Penis, Expects Full Recovery

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