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Ozzy Osbourne

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http://www.ozzy.com
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/ozzyosbourne
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21 мар 2024 :	OZZY OSBOURNE Guests On BILLY MORRISON's New Single 'Crack Cocaine' (Video)
21 мар 2024 :	SHARON OSBOURNE On OZZY: 'He's Always Been Inappropriate With Women'
13 мар 2024 :	OZZY And SHARON OSBOURNE Biopic Still In Development: 'I Wanna Be Alive To F***ing See It', He Says
13 мар 2024 :	TOMMY CLUFETOS: When I'm Playing Behind OZZY OSBOURNE, 'We Go To War Together'
28 фев 2024 :	OZZY OSBOURNE Explains Why He Turned Down KANYE WEST's Sample Request
11 фев 2024 :	SHARON OSBOURNE On Why OZZY Turned Down KANYE WEST's Sample Request: 'We Don't Want To Be Associated With A Hater'
10 фев 2024 :	OZZY OSBOURNE Blasts KANYE WEST For Using 'War Pigs' Sample: 'I Want No Association With This Man!'
29 янв 2024 :	JUDAS PRIEST Frontman ROB HALFORD - "If One Person Deserves A Knighthood, It’s OZZY OSBOURNE”
25 янв 2024 :	OZZY OSBOURNE On His Relationship With SHARON: 'My Love For Her Now Is Bigger Than It Ever Has Been'
24 янв 2024 :	SHARON OSBOURNE Says She Attempted Suicide After Learning Of OZZY's Affair
24 янв 2024 :	OZZY OSBOURNE Wants To 'Say Goodbye' To Fans By Playing Two Final Shows In Birmingham
23 янв 2024 :	SHARON OSBOURNE: 'If A Bomb Dropped, There Would Be Cockroaches, KEITH RICHARDS And OZZY'
16 янв 2024 :	MICHAEL SCHENKER On Turning Down OZZY OSBOURNE's Offer To Join His Band - "I’d Left UFO and SCORPIONS Because I Didn't Want To Go Any Further With The Fame Thing, So I Felt It Would Be Crazy To Join"
15 янв 2024 :	OZZY OSBOURNE With Microphone Stand Funko Pop! Available
15 янв 2024 :	TESTAMENT Guitarist ALEX SKOLNICK On His Time With OZZY OSBOURNE - "The Whole Thing Just Had This Big Mystery To It"
11 янв 2024 :	SHARON OSBOURNE Doesn't Rule Out Reviving OZZFEST As A Traveling Festival
10 янв 2024 :	OZZY OSBOURNE Says He 'Can't Have Any More Surgery': 'I Had Seven Surgeries In Five Years'
9 янв 2024 :	SHARON OSBOURNE Says She Can't Be Bothered To Have Sex With OZZY Anymore - "There's Nothing He Is Not Addicted To"
26 дек 2023 :	OZZY OSBOURNE: 'I'm Gonna Do Some More Gigs Before I'm Finished'
18 дек 2023 :	SHARON OSBOURNE Says Her 2021 Facelift Was 'The Worst Thing I Ever Did'
13 дек 2023 :	OZZY OSBOURNE Says He Has 'Never Felt Comfortable' With 'Metal' Tag
7 дек 2023 :	Would OZZY OSBOURNE Be Open To Making A New Song With AI-Generated RANDY RHOADS? He Responds
3 дек 2023 :	SHARON OSBOURNE: 'OZZY Is What Rock And Roll Is All About'
30 ноя 2023 :	MARTY FRIEDMAN Explains Why He 'Failed Miserably' During His OZZY OSBOURNE Audition
27 ноя 2023 :	OZZY OSBOURNE Blasts 'A**hole' GEEZER BUTLER For Not Calling Him During Ongoing Health Battles

28 июн 2011

OZZY OSBOURNE\'s \'Trust Me, I\'m Dr. Ozzy\' Book Due In October

Grand Central Publishing has set an October 11 release date for "Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy: Advice From Rock's Ultimate Survivor" (formerly "Ask Dr. Ozzy"), written by legendary heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and Chris Ayres.

The official book description reads as follows: "Wondering if science could explain how he survived his 40-year avalanche of drugs and alcohol, Ozzy Osbourne became one of a handful of people in the world to have his entire DNA mapped in 2010. It was a highly complex, $65,000 process, but the results were conclusive: Ozzy is a genetic anomaly. The 'Full Ozzy Genome' contained variants that scientists had never before encountered and the findings were presented at the prestigious TEDMED conference in San Diego-making headlines around the world. The procedure was in part sponsored by The Sunday Times of London, which had already caused an international fururoe by appointing Ozzy Osbourne its star health advice columnist. The newpaper argued that Ozzy's mutliple near-death experiences, 40-year history of drug abuse, and extreme hypocondria qualified him more than any other for the job. The column was an overnight hit, being quickly picked up by Rolling Stone to give it a global audience of millions. In 'Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy', Ozzy answers reader's questions with his outrageous wit and surprising wisdom, digging deep into his past to tell the memoir-style survival stories never published before-and offer guidance that no sane human being should follow. Part humor, part memoir, and part bad advice, 'Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy' will include some of the best material from his published columns, answers to celebrities' medical questions, charts, sidebars, and more."

Ozzy last year said that his column in the Times is not meant to be taken seriously. "It's not a serious thing," he said. "I mean, I'm the last person to ask advice about health. It's just, it's not fit to be taken seriously. I mean — and I'm not doing it, I'm not writing the column personally, I've got a guy coming around, the guy who did my book, Chris Ayres, is doing the column. He brings me the column things and I just joke about it, you know. 'Cause if you believe me, you'll end up in the lunatic asylum."

Ozzy said in his first column for the Times, "If people can learn from my stupid mistakes without having to repeat any of them, or if they can take some comfort from the crazy things my family has been through over the years . . . that's more than enough for me."

Ozzy added in the column, "By all accounts, I'm a medical miracle. When I die, I should donate my body to the Natural History Museum."

In response to a Rolling Stone reader by the name of Hugh from New Mexico who asked if he should go to one of those "rub 'n' tug" massage parlors given that his girlfriend will never know, Ozzy replied, "A hand job is a very personal thing, and after a lifetime of practice, most blokes get a pretty specific preference for the kind of technique they like. So unless you're acting as a co-pilot and barking out instructions to your dodgy masseuse every two seconds, it might end up feeling more like she's skinning a dead rabbit than driving you wild with forbidden pleasure. In fact, it sounds to me like you've already built this up in your head to the point where it's gonna be an expensive disappointment. You also ain't factored in guilt. It's all very well you telling Dr. Ozzy that 'it doesn't seem wrong' to hire an extra pair of hands to help out in the monkey-spanking department, but I'm afraid to say that if you're anything like me, your conscience won't agree."

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забавный пиар)

охотно почитал бы. эдакие "вредные советы" Остера в новом отражении

29 июн 2011

Rockheaven

Ага, вредные советы доктора Оззтера, как делать не надо :)

29 июн 2011

Nefarius

Предыдущая новость: Оззи вынужден отменить выступление на GRASPOP METAL MEETING потому что у него острый ларингит xDDD