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14 июн 2020 : |
PUSTULUS MAXIMUS Teaches You GWAR's "Auroch"; Video |
5 май 2020 : |
GWAR Announces 'Scumdogs Of The Universe' 30th-Anniversary Box Set |
5 май 2020 : |
GWAR Pokes Fun At DONALD TRUMP For 'Disinfectant' Comments |
14 апр 2020 : |
GWAR - "Expect New Material" After COVID-19 Pandemic Is Over |
3 июл 2019 : |
GWAR To Unveil Memorial Marker For DAVE BROCKIE |
28 фев 2019 : |
GWAR Bassist BEEFCAKE THE MIGHTY Calls It Quits |
5 окт 2018 : |
GWAR: 'Viking Death Machine' Video |
1 авг 2018 : |
GWAR - Carnival Of Chaos, Ragnarök, This Toilet Earth LP Reissues Now Available |
17 дек 2017 : |
Watch GWAR's Entire Peoria Concert |
9 дек 2017 : |
GWAR - "El Presidente" Playthrough / Lesson Video Streaming |
7 дек 2017 : |
GWAR: Collected Edition Of Popular Comic 'Orgasmageddon' To Be Released |
27 окт 2017 : |
GWAR Guitarist MIKE DERKS, a.k.a. BÄLSÄC THE JAWS 'O DEATH, Diagnosed With Myelofibrosis |
23 окт 2017 : |
GWAR - The Blood Of Gods Album Streaming In Full |
19 окт 2017 : |
GWAR Releases Video For 'I'll Be Your Monster' |
17 окт 2017 : |
Listen To New GWAR Song 'I'll Be Your Monster' |
14 сен 2017 : |
Listen To New GWAR Song 'El Presidente' |
24 авг 2017 : |
GWAR Unveils 'The Blood Of Gods' Album Details, Releases 'F**k This Place' Video |
10 авг 2017 : |
GWAR To Release 'The Blood Of Gods' Album In October |
20 июн 2017 : |
GWAR Performs New Song 'F**k This Place' In Seattle (Video) |
15 июн 2017 : |
GWAR To Release 'The Blood Of Gods' Album In The Fall |
29 мар 2017 : |
GWAR To Release 'Orgasmageddon' Comic In June |
25 май 2016 : |
GWAR Is Working On Its 'Most Savage And Bloodthirsty' Album To Date |
8 май 2015 : |
GWAR Parts Ways With KIM DYLLA |
8 апр 2015 : |
GWAR Issues Statement Regarding WILLIAM BROCKIE Lawsuit |
8 апр 2015 : |
Surviving Members Of GWAR Sued By DAVE BROCKIE's Father |
22 фев 2015 : |
GWAR fans call for Brockie Mortal Kombat character |
30 янв 2015 : |
GWAR Members Open GWARbar In Richmond |
28 окт 2014 : |
GWAR Slaughters Another '80s Anthem For The A.V. Club; PET SHOP BOYS |
20 сен 2014 : |
GWAR To Introduce Two New Members On 'Gwar Eternal Tour' This Fall |
8 апр 2014 : |
LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE 'Pissed Off' By 'Uninvited Fan' At GWAR Frontman DAVE BROCKIE's Memorial |
3 апр 2014 : |
GWAR Frontman DAVE BROCKIE's Funeral Was A 'Very Emotional And Beautiful Event' |
27 мар 2014 : |
GWAR Frontman DAVE BROCKIE's Death Investigated As Drug-Related |
25 мар 2014 : |
Report: GWAR's DAVE BROCKIE Was 'Sitting Upright In A Chair' When He Was Found Dead |
25 мар 2014 : |
Metal Musicians React To GWAR Frontman DAVE BROCKIE A.K.A. ODERUS |
24 мар 2014 : |
GWAR's Manager Issues Statement On DAVE BROCKIE A.K.A. ODERUS URUNGUS' Death |
24 мар 2014 : |
GWAR Frontman DAVE BROCKIE A.K.A. ODERUS URUNGUS Dead At 50 |
24 мар 2014 : |
GWAR Frontman DAVE BROCKIE A.K.A. ODERUS URUNGUS Reportedly Dead At 50 |
7 дек 2013 : |
GWAR: Video Footage Of San Francisco Concert |
22 ноя 2013 : |
GWAR: 'Madness At The Core Of Time' Video Released |
15 ноя 2013 : |
FUNNY OR DIE Debuts 'The Animated Tales Of GWAR' Featuring 'WEIRD AL' YANKOVIC |
18 сен 2013 : |
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15 авг 2013 : |
GWAR: New Song 'Bloodbath' |
24 июл 2013 : |
GWAR: New Album Details Revealed |
2 июн 2013 : |
GWAR Frontman Slams AS I LAY DYING's TIM LAMBESIS |
14 янв 2013 : |
GWAR Records New Song For 'The Dan Patrick Show'; Audio Available |
2 янв 2013 : |
GWAR/MINISTRY Bassist CASEY ORR Pays Tribute To MIKE SCACCIA |
31 дек 2012 : |
GWAR Frontman Pays Tribute To MIKE SCACCIA |
21 ноя 2012 : |
GWAR: Working Title Of New Album Revealed |
10 ноя 2012 : |
GWAR Frontman On OBAMA's Re-Election Victory: 'White People Everywhere Are Very Scared' |
18 окт 2012 : |
GWAR Cover KANSAS' 'Carry On Wayward Son'; Video Posted |
3 окт 2012 : |
GWAR's New Lineup Performs KANSAS Classic; Video Available |
28 авг 2012 : |
GWAR Taps CANNABIS CORPSE Guitarist For Upcoming Album, Tour |
17 авг 2012 : |
GWAR Frontman: 'I Don't Need To Berate DAVE MUSTAINE To Make Him Look Like An Asshole' |
6 июл 2012 : |
GWAR Frontman Goes Off On RANDY BLYTHE's Detention In Czech Republic (Video) |
5 июл 2012 : |
GWAR Frontman Is 'Appalled' At Lack Of Concern In U.S. Media For Fate Of RANDY BLYTHE |
22 май 2012 : |
Late GWAR Guitarist's Solo Project: Another Song Available For Streaming |
29 апр 2012 : |
HELLYEAH Members Are 'Fat, Dumbass, Tattooed, Ignorant, Inbred F**ks,' Says GWAR Frontman |
25 апр 2012 : |
Late GWAR Guitarist's Solo Project To See Light Of Day In June |
1 апр 2012 : |
GWAR Frontman Says That DAVE MUSTAINE Should 'Keep His Mouth Shut' |
3 мар 2012 : |
GWAR Working On New Album |
6 дек 2011 : |
GWAR Guitarist\'s Cause Of Death Revealed |
14 ноя 2011 : |
GWAR Performs Unmasked In Tribute To Fallen Guitarist |
7 ноя 2011 : |
HATEBREED, SHADOWS FALL, ALL THAT REMAINS Members React To GWAR Guitarist\'s Death |
4 ноя 2011 : |
GWAR Guitarist Found Dead |
3 авг 2011 : |
CASEY ORR Announces His Departure From GWAR |
16 дек 2010 : |
Christmas With GWAR |
30 ноя 2010 : |
GWAR - New Song Available For Free Download |
9 ноя 2010 : |
GWAR: Entire New Album Available For Streaming |
28 окт 2010 : |
GWAR: \'Zombies, March!\' Video Released |
20 окт 2010 : |
GWAR - \'Bloody Pit of Horror\' neue Songs online! |
27 сен 2010 : |
GWAR: \'Bloody Pit Of Horror\' Artwork Revealed |
9 сен 2010 : |
GWAR: New Album Release Date Announced |
29 июл 2010 : |
GWAR Announces New Album Title |
4 июл 2010 : |
GWAR: \'Lust In Space - Live At The National\' DVD Now Available |
15 ноя 2009 : |
GWAR: Deluxe Edition Of \'America Must Be Destroyed\' Crammed With DVD |
24 сен 2009 : |
GWAR: \'Let Us Slay\' Video Released |
26 июл 2009 : |
GWAR Signs European Deal With AFM RECORDS |
18 май 2005 : |
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20 сен 2014
GWAR To Introduce Two New Members On 'Gwar Eternal Tour' This Fall
GWAR, the most brutal band in existence, has bolstered its ranks leading up to the "GWAR Eternal Tour". The Berserker Blóthar and Vulvatron are the latest intergalactic warriors to be banished to the pathetic mudball known as Planet Earth.
Blóthar; a fat, filthy, frozen space viking, will take over as GWAR's lead vocalist. The role of the red-hot cybernetic spitfire known as Vulvatron is more mysterious... Both will feature prominently in the anticipated "GWAR Eternal Tour" — which promises to be the most shocking and entertaining rock show of the year! Get to know your new masters before they grind you to a bloody pulp!
Blóthar
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Origin: The Berserker Blóthar is an ancient shape-shifting holy warrior from the planet Scumdoggia. Blóthar is known to associate with intergalactic outlaw biker gangs
Position: Doggy Style baby! A true Renaissance man; Blóthar sings, he dances, he kills things...
Features: Blóthar wears a ceremonial headdress fashioned from the gigantic antlers and pelt of a Spectral Moon Moose he killed eons ago. He carries a mighty battle axe, an impenetrable shield, and for some reason has grown a set of hideous space udders
Hobbies: Ice fishing and ritual murder
Quote: "I went into a trance of blinding rage. I must have killed a million space apes. I was sleeping it off, and I woke up with a piss boner. I figure, why waste it, you know? So I'm rubbing one out, and the next thing I know, I'm on stage with GWAR in front of thousands of hideous, acne-ridden teenaged humanoids. I was promised there would be wifi, but it's hit or miss...."
Vulvatron
Size: Genetically engineered to the optimum proportions for a female of her species
Origin: Vulvatron has returned from the year 69000, where she was a high-ranking Scumdog assassin in the battle against futuro-fascist forces. Her primary functions include mastery of the arts of war, quantum mechanics, and intergalactic musicology
Position: Head Bitch In Charge
Features: Shock-white dreadlocks, high-tech armor, cybernetic implants, boob spew, prominent posterior
Hobbies: Adapting her superior technology and sexual prowess to the present day, perfecting the chemical formula for Vulvoline — her line of signature drag-racing motor oils, hot yoga
Quote: "I have summoned Planck quantities of energy to navigate the fabric of space-time back to this primitive era on Earth. I believe our wormhole might have slightly malfunctioned upon my arrival, also ushering in a primeval creature from a far earlier era, vaguely resembling a Moon Moose. I shall have to report this anomaly to maintenance. My mission is to alter the current path of GWAR so that they might prevent the darkest period in the history of the Universe! I have calculated an optimum plan of action to achieve...Hey! Quit staring at my tits!"
See the Berserker Blóthar, Vulvatron and the rest of GWAR as they embark upon the "GWAR Eternal Tour" and search for Oderus Urungus!
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