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Lamb of God

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Thrash Metal
Metal Core

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17 апр 2025 :	MARK MORTON On Key To LAMB OF GOD's Longevity: We Have 'Always Been Unapologetically Ourselves And Sometimes To A Fault'
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7 мар 2025 :
3 мар 2025 :	LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE Is Once Again A 'Bestselling Author' With 'Just Beyond The Light' Book
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24 фев 2025 :	RANDY BLYTHE On LAMB OF GOD's Longevity: 'It's Because We Have Become Better Friends That We're Still Here'
21 фев 2025 :	RANDY BLYTHE Says Four Out Of Five Members Of LAMB OF GOD Are Sober Now: 'It's F***ing Great'
9 фев 2025 :	ART CRUZ: Joining LAMB OF GOD Was 'A Life-Changing Experience'
4 фев 2025 :	LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE Says He Was 'Weeping Uncontrollably' At His 'First Sober Show' More Than 14 Years Ago
29 янв 2025 :	LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE Opens Up About Religion: 'I Definitely Believe In A Higher Power'
24 янв 2025 :	LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE Blasts 'Complete A**hole' ELON MUSK
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21 дек 2024 :	LAMB OF GOD's JOHN CAMPBELL: 'It's Time To Start Working On New' Music
29 авг 2024 :	LAMB OF GOD Release Official Lyric Video For "Laid To Rest" (HEALTH Remix)
23 авг 2024 :	LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE Picks METALLICA's 'Ride The Lightning' Over 'Master Of Puppets', Explains Why
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14 авг 2024 :	LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE Blasts Use Of Cell Phones At Concerts: 'Put Your Fricking Phones Down And Be Present'
29 июл 2024 :	LAMB OF GOD Frontman RANDY BLYTHE's Second Book Gets Official Title, Release Date
25 июл 2024 :	Watch: LAMB OF GOD Performs Entire 'Ashes Of The Wake' Album In Houston
19 июл 2024 :	LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE Is In The Process Of Editing His Second Book: 'It Will Be Coming Out Next Year'
18 июл 2024 :	LAMB OF GOD Debut "Laid To Rest" (HEALTH Remix); Visualizer

19 июн 2014

LAMB OF GOD Frontman RANDY BLYTHE Burns Penis, Expects Full Recovery

At the end of last week, vocalist Randy Blythe of Richmond, Virginia metallers LAMB OF GOD posted the following message on his Instagram:

"WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST IS OF A GRAPHIC PERSONAL NATURE AND CONTAINS A TALE OF ABJECT MISERY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M POSTING THIS. I MUST BE HIGH FROM PAIN STILL.

"There are moments of extreme physical pain in some of our lives that we will never, ever, forget. Tonight I had one of those moments.

"The sun was setting and it was beautiful evening as I road along the coast to the grocery store, still in my surf trunks and sipping on a fresh mug of boiling hot black coffee. I was listening to some mellow piano music and making a right turn when I made the tragic mistake placing the mug between my barely covered legs. As I turned my truck, happily humming along to the mellow piano music on my stereo, suddenly there was a searing white hot explosion of agony in my crotch. The lid of my mug had come loose, and liquid caffeinated FIRE had covered my, well… it had covered my penis. I briefly lost control of my truck, swerving into the lane of oncoming traffic, barely missing another truck, before quickly pulling into a nearby parking lot to try and make some sense of this atrocity I had committed against myself. I felt like I was going to throw up for a good minute or two, then I regained control and started returning home to do what I knew what I had to do. I had to put him on ice.

"I do not normally talk to my penis, he does not have a nickname or anything like that, but if there ever was a time for encouraging words to my lifelong companion, it was now. The words I said out loud to him as I painfully drove us slowly home went along these lines: OH, GOD, DUDE. OH MY GOD, THAT HURT LIKE HOLY F—. HANG IN THERE, DUDE. OH GOD, HANG IN THERE. WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT. DON'T GIVE UP HOPE. OH MY GOD, DUDE. OH GOD, HANG IN THERE, BRO. I must have looked like a crazy man.

"When I hit home, he went in a glass of ice water for a bit.

"He will recover, I have faith.

"Go ahead and laugh — everyone else I've told did, including my wife.

"This day is now a wash. Good night."

LAMB OF GOD Frontman RANDY BLYTHE Burns Penis, Expects Full Recovery

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