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Ozzy Osbourne

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23 апр 2025 :	OZZY OSBOURNE Is 'In Heavy Training' For Final Concert: 'I'm Waking Up In My Body' After Going 'Through All This Surgery'
17 апр 2025 :	Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Releases New Song 'Speak Into The Sea' Feat. ROBERT TRUJILLO, MIKE BORDIN
14 апр 2025 :	DISTURBED's DAVID DRAIMAN Recalls Being Asked By SHARON OSBOURNE To Step In For OZZY At OZZFEST Concert
3 апр 2025 :	Ex-MOTÖRHEAD Guitarist PHIL CAMPBELL On OZZY OSBOURNE's Final Concert: 'It Is Gonna Be Amazing'
1 апр 2025 :	Ed Sheeran will take part in OZZY OSBOURNE's farewell show
1 апр 2025 :	TOM MORELLO: 'Some Huge Superstars' Will Be 'Surprises' At OZZY OSBOURNE's Final Concert
5 мар 2025 :	RUDY SARZO On OZZY OSBOURNE's Final Show: 'He's Gotta Go Out With A Huge Fricking Bang'
27 фев 2025 :	OZZY OSBOURNE Is 'Starting To Get In The Gym Again' In Preparation For Final Concert: 'He Is The Real-Life Iron Man'
26 фев 2025 :	Ex-OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Releases Music Video For 'The Deadfall' Feat. ROBERT TRUJILLO, MIKE BORDIN
26 фев 2025 :	New OZZY OSBOURNE Documentary To Detail His Parkinson's Battle And Other Health Issues
14 фев 2025 :	OZZY OSBOURNE And BILLY MORRISON Release Re-Recorded Version Of 2015 Collaborative Song 'Gods Of Rock N Roll'
12 фев 2025 :
11 фев 2025 :	SHARON OSBOURNE: 'It's Going To Take A Lot Of Physical Energy For OZZY' To Sing At Villa Park Concert
9 фев 2025 :	BOB DAISLEY Is Fine With Not Being Invited To OZZY OSBOURNE's Final Concert: 'I Don't Think I'd Wanna Be A Part Of That Day'
7 фев 2025 :	OZZY OSBOURNE 'Can't Walk' Anymore But His Voice Is 'As Good As It's Ever Been'
6 фев 2025 :	BLACK SABBATH Reunion Concert Will Be OZZY OSBOURNE's 'Full Stop': He 'Didn't Have A Chance To Say Goodbye To His Fans'
23 янв 2025 :	Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Releases New Song 'The Deadfall' Feat. ROBERT TRUJILLO, MIKE BORDIN
14 янв 2025 :	OZZY OSBOURNE And BILLY MORRISON To Release Re-Recorded Version Of 2015 Collaborative Song 'Gods Of Rock N Roll'
7 дек 2024 :	Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Releases New Song 'Cross Eyed Stare' Feat. ROBERT TRUJILLO, MIKE BORDIN
25 ноя 2024 :	BOB DAISLEY Wasn't Surprised He Didn't Get Mentioned At OZZY OSBOURNE's ROCK HALL Induction: 'I Didn't Expect' It
24 окт 2024 :	OZZY OSBOURNE To Release 'See You On The Other Side V2.0' 18-LP Box Set
23 окт 2024 :	OZZY OSBOURNE's 'No More Tears' Certified Quintuple Platinum In U.S.
21 окт 2024 :	Watch: OZZY OSBOURNE Honored With All-Star Performance At 2024 ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME Induction
19 окт 2024 :	TOOL's MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN On Singing OZZY OSBOURNE Song At ROCK HALL Induction: 'It's Extremely Terrifying'
15 окт 2024 :	OZZY & SHARON OSBOURNE Sell Los Angeles Condo For $4.35 Million

28 июн 2011

OZZY OSBOURNE\'s \'Trust Me, I\'m Dr. Ozzy\' Book Due In October

Grand Central Publishing has set an October 11 release date for "Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy: Advice From Rock's Ultimate Survivor" (formerly "Ask Dr. Ozzy"), written by legendary heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and Chris Ayres.

The official book description reads as follows: "Wondering if science could explain how he survived his 40-year avalanche of drugs and alcohol, Ozzy Osbourne became one of a handful of people in the world to have his entire DNA mapped in 2010. It was a highly complex, $65,000 process, but the results were conclusive: Ozzy is a genetic anomaly. The 'Full Ozzy Genome' contained variants that scientists had never before encountered and the findings were presented at the prestigious TEDMED conference in San Diego-making headlines around the world. The procedure was in part sponsored by The Sunday Times of London, which had already caused an international fururoe by appointing Ozzy Osbourne its star health advice columnist. The newpaper argued that Ozzy's mutliple near-death experiences, 40-year history of drug abuse, and extreme hypocondria qualified him more than any other for the job. The column was an overnight hit, being quickly picked up by Rolling Stone to give it a global audience of millions. In 'Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy', Ozzy answers reader's questions with his outrageous wit and surprising wisdom, digging deep into his past to tell the memoir-style survival stories never published before-and offer guidance that no sane human being should follow. Part humor, part memoir, and part bad advice, 'Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy' will include some of the best material from his published columns, answers to celebrities' medical questions, charts, sidebars, and more."

Ozzy last year said that his column in the Times is not meant to be taken seriously. "It's not a serious thing," he said. "I mean, I'm the last person to ask advice about health. It's just, it's not fit to be taken seriously. I mean — and I'm not doing it, I'm not writing the column personally, I've got a guy coming around, the guy who did my book, Chris Ayres, is doing the column. He brings me the column things and I just joke about it, you know. 'Cause if you believe me, you'll end up in the lunatic asylum."

Ozzy said in his first column for the Times, "If people can learn from my stupid mistakes without having to repeat any of them, or if they can take some comfort from the crazy things my family has been through over the years . . . that's more than enough for me."

Ozzy added in the column, "By all accounts, I'm a medical miracle. When I die, I should donate my body to the Natural History Museum."

In response to a Rolling Stone reader by the name of Hugh from New Mexico who asked if he should go to one of those "rub 'n' tug" massage parlors given that his girlfriend will never know, Ozzy replied, "A hand job is a very personal thing, and after a lifetime of practice, most blokes get a pretty specific preference for the kind of technique they like. So unless you're acting as a co-pilot and barking out instructions to your dodgy masseuse every two seconds, it might end up feeling more like she's skinning a dead rabbit than driving you wild with forbidden pleasure. In fact, it sounds to me like you've already built this up in your head to the point where it's gonna be an expensive disappointment. You also ain't factored in guilt. It's all very well you telling Dr. Ozzy that 'it doesn't seem wrong' to hire an extra pair of hands to help out in the monkey-spanking department, but I'm afraid to say that if you're anything like me, your conscience won't agree."

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охотно почитал бы. эдакие "вредные советы" Остера в новом отражении

29 июн 2011

Rockheaven

Ага, вредные советы доктора Оззтера, как делать не надо :)

29 июн 2011

Nefarius

Предыдущая новость: Оззи вынужден отменить выступление на GRASPOP METAL MEETING потому что у него острый ларингит xDDD